To Whom It May Concern

Dear Moses,

I'm sorry that I gave you a bath today, but now you smell like carrot shampoo and before you smelled like, well, poo. I'm glad that you liked the blow dryer and thanks for snuggling with me while I blog.

Dear School Districts,

How could you not hire me? I think I have more friends that are kids that adults.

Dear Hub,

I'm glad that you love your Ipod Touch. I'm happy that you're happy.

And you're really cute over there.

xoxo, la